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homerjsimpson Profile Information

Is there anyone genuine out there?
Age 60 From Watford, United Kingdom - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
Sign  
Libra

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slender
My Height Is  
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
European
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Manufacturing / Distribution
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - One Or Two

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Observant, Friendly
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Cooking you a great meal at home, or taking our time to chat over a bottle of wine and a Lebanese mezze or something Italian, strolling hand in hand through some Autumnal park or hillside, chilling out and snuggling up with a great movie (always the best on a rainy night) or some mellow, right on music. Then kissing you goodnight, wishing I'd known you for years, and wishing it wasn't our first date so I could make long, slow love to every last bit of you for the rest of the night.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Loving a kid and not just my beautiful cat. Absolutely anything in bed, cruising up the Nile, see a volcano erupt, the Aurorae, an eclipse of the Sun, trekking in Nepal, actually diving instead of just snorkelling, meeting someone who values love more than lucre.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
To spend as much of the rest of it as possible, loving and being loved by you.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Obscure

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, I Don't Like Tv, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Rock, Blues, Jazz, Latin, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Hitting the hills (or the shops on a flush week), putting a lot of love into cooking something Asian, African or Italian, sharing it with someone beautiful over a bottle of wine or some classy beers, good conversation, comfortable silences, sharing a smoke, giving a long slow massage, from the heart as well as the hands, and taking a lot of time and care to please my girl in every way she needs.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
Sincerity, honesty, integrity, strength and experience (Oscar Wilde said that's someone who's made a lot of mistakes but survived and learnt from them), a hard worker, a good hugger, romantic but not in a clingy possessive way. Hey, if you got long black hair, curvy hips and a kind soul, you've pretty much pulled already lol xXx
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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